Sunday, May 03, 2009

10 Randormalities Following My Tweets!

~D. Wade should be benched sometimes!

~Most Black Women are afraid to be submissive...they look at it as a negative...men don't want "servants", they want someone who can respect them in their roles and trust that they're on point

~Injecting Botox in your armpits causes you not to sweat under there for 6 months!

~Ralph Waldo Emerson has the best freaking quotes on the planet!

~Real Men are chivilrous gentlemen

~Barack gave Michelle an Ipod

~Women fall for losers, because there's no real "work" involved. Good men challenge their women

~Women want the truth, but can't handle it, that's why men lie

~Jumping to conclusions without facts isn't the way to go!

~Avoid negative people, places, things, and habits

....lots of relationship talk on Twitter I see

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posted by ~Kesh @ 5/03/2009 10:00:00 AM 0 Comments

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

...It's real on these Wall Streets...


...[cues City High] ....what would you do if Michelle was at the club? out all night long with her kids at home and they hongry? And the only way to feed 'em is to...fuck for a track...or sell ass to King Mag, and their dad's the boss? Somewhere in the White house tryna keep the lights on I ain't got a job now. Take pics all day aye-day, ain't got shit to do with runway, damn that, it's payday. So for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what I call a Recession!. Hmmm?



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posted by ~Kesh @ 3/18/2009 12:11:00 PM 0 Comments

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Why is it that...

...in engaging in "casual sex", a.k.a "fucking", the fuckER and his/her fuckEE refer to each other as "lover"?...WTF?...shouldn't they both be called "fuckers"?

...speakin' of the derrogatory words, why is it that swear-words attack women? Heffa, The B-Word, MOTHERfucker? That's it...from now on, FATHERfucker is my new cussword.

...grown-ass Northerners (keyword: "grown-ass"...see: able to go back to wherever the hell you came from)...a.k.a Georgia Transplants come down here complainin? Homesick? Why the hell are you still down here? Decent Real-Estate? School? Do us all a favor and take ya ass back!

...in the movie "Waist Deep"...in the scene where you got Tyrese, Larenz Tate, and Meagan Goode highspeed chasin' with the po-po, you got a dead-as-a-door-nail Larenz still leanin to one side, but not rockin' to the other side....in all them twists and turns? Come on now Larenz...let's learn how to play dead better than that

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posted by ~Kesh @ 4/15/2008 10:32:00 AM 0 Comments

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