Thursday, March 20, 2008

Too Much Booty In Tha Pants (Hottentot Venus and Khoikhoi)











The Hottenton

The group commonly referred to as " Hottentots" were a tribal group that resided in Southern Africa, near the Cape of Good Hope and Namibia. The name "Hottentots" was given to them by Dutch Settlers who made contact with them in the 17th century. The name could be derived from the Dutch word for "stammerer" or "stutterer", a description they would apply to the unusual language of click sounds that the Hottentots spoke. It also could have been adapted from a word they often used in tribal songs "hautitou", that sounds similar to "hottentot". The Hottentots did not call themselves by this name, but rather were named the "Khoikhoi", meaning "men of men", or "a pure race". The word "hottentot"' was extended to be a descriptive term, defined by the Shorter Oxford Dictionary as "one of inferior culture and intellect."

...more

“Saarjite Baartman, a young Khosian woman from Southern Africa whose body was the main attraction at public spectacles in both England and France for over five years, is perhaps the most infamous case of a Khosian body on display. Baartman, who became known as the Hottentot Venus, was brought to Europe from Cape Town in 1810 by an English ship’s surgeon who wished to publicly exhibit the woman’s steatopygia, her enlarged buttocks. Her physique, particularly her steatopygic appendage, became the object of popular fascination when Baartman was exhibited naked in a cage at Piccadilly, England. When abolitionists mobilized to put an end Baartman’s public display, she informed them that she participated in the spectacles of her own volition. She even shared in profits with her exhibitor. The spectacle of Baartman’s body, however, continued even after her death at the age of twenty-six. Pseudo-scientists interested in investigating “primitive sexuality” dissected and cast her genitals in wax. Baartman, as far as we know, was the first person of Khosian-descent to be dismembered and displayed in this manner. Anatomist Georges Curvier presented Baartman’s dissected labia before the Academie Royale de Medecine, in order to allow them “to see the nature of the labia” (Gilman 235). Curvier and his contemporaries concluded that Baartman’s oversized primitive genitalia was physical proof of the African women’s “primitive sexual appetite.” Baartman’s genitalia continued to be exhibited at La Musée de l’Homme, the institution to which Curvier belonged, long after her death.”


...maybe this'll shed a little light on my
rant here...

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

...WTF?...Tornado Hits Atlanta

...After being in the upper 70's two weeks ago, followed by snow flurries and 40 degrees last week, Atlanta gets a Tornado....




Two people killed as Atlanta struck by tornado
Updated Sat. Mar. 15 2008 10:14 PM ET

CTV.ca News Staff

Atlanta remains in a state of emergency after a tornado struck late Friday night, leaving rubble all over the city and thousands of people without power.

The twister came through the city at speeds of up to 200 kmh, and tore through 10 km of the dowtown core.

Emergency crews sifting through damaged homes found the bodies of two people in separate locations in the region.

There were more storms Saturday throughout Georgia, killing one person in Polk County and another in Floyd County, both near the Alabama line. Storms in South Carolina and Alabama left thousands without electricity.

In addition to the two fatalities, Friday night's storm left 27 injured.

The streets around downtown Atlanta landmarks such as the Georgia Dome, Phillips Area, the CNN Center and Centennial Olympic Park were also littered with glass and other types of rubble. Power lines were downed, affecting about 19,000 customers.

Judy Pal, a spokeswoman for the Atlanta police, said that about 350 emergency personnel were trying to clear the streets of debris before the second storm hits the city.

"We could have some problems with buildings that are already under stress," Pal said, noting that one building has already collapsed.

Pal said the cost of the storm will be "enormous."

In Pictures: Destruction in Atlanta
On Friday, a tornado warning was issued for downtown Atlanta just eight minutes before the storm hit, but there was no warning for spectators inside the Georgia Dome watching play in the Southeastern Conference basketball tournament.

"Ironically, the guy behind me got a phone call saying there was a tornado warning," fan Lisa Lynn said. "And in two seconds, we heard the noise and things started to shake. It was creepy."

The Fiberglas fabric roof started to ripple, catwalks swayed and insulation fell upon the court during overtime in the Mississippi State-Alabama game.

Fans headed to the exits, and teams to the locker rooms.

"I thought it was a tornado or a terrorist attack," said Mississippi State guard Ben Hansbrough, whose team won 69-67.

The game was delayed by an hour, and the roof was left with at least two visible rips. A later game was postponed.

Play between the NBA's Atlanta Hawks and Los Angeles Clippers at a different facility about 800 metres away wasn't really disrupted.

Downtown events for Saturday in Atlanta were cancelled, including the St. Patrick's Day parade.

If the Atlanta event is confirmed as a tornado, it will be the first to hit a U.S. city's downtown since Aug. 12, 2004 in Jacksonville, Fla. Atlanta itself hasn't had a tornado strike inside the city since 1975.

"The storms that produce tornados don't really care if there's a city there or not," Kourounis said. "Nature is very unpredictable."

With files from The Associated Press










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Friday, March 14, 2008

*Update*

...so I've been pretty consistant with this Hip Hop Abs thing (with the exception of Wednesday, which was my little sister's birthday...she turned 8...but that's besides the pernt [how my daddy say it], the pernt is, I have a 5:30 class on Mondays and Wednesday's, and I didn' t leave downtown 'till after 7...had to shoot to Walmart to pick something out really quick...didn't get home till after 11, and by that time, i was like "fuck it" [excuse the bootleg french ;-D ]...but I did end up doing what they call the "Five Minute Workout", which is hard as all get out, but I managed to suffer through it)...had to get up early for the shower....talk about being completely burned out. *wipes brow*

...Hip Hop Abs basically consists of fat burning cardio, and various exercises targeting your ab area (a.k.a vertical crunching) There are also some squating, kicking, and daggone arm moving, which is why my ass is sore as we speak (or as I type, maybe i should say). You have to do all this ab flexing for 6 days straight. Sunday you rest. Yesterday, I doubled up, and last Sunday, I worked out as well, so my results should be onnn and "Popppiinnn" as Chris Breezy would say.


...also, I'm increasing my H2O intake...i'm tryna get to a gallon a day, but give a sista some slack here...lawd knows I don't need to be in the hospital for water poisoning, feel me? But try adding these little Crystal Light "on-the-go" kool-aid packet thingies to your bottled water:

......and no, I don't consider it cheating...just adding a lil flava to me life (teeheehee). Anywho, it's low sugar and er'thang, but trust me, it tastes pretty good, and makes drinkin lots of water easier!


...let's see...what else?...oh yeah, my cheat days are Fridays (i'm allowing this for myself, thank you)...otherwise, my diet consists of salad, chicken, and double veggies. I haven't let the fried chicken go yet, but I'm trying ;-( ....oh yeah, try those little Crystal Light on the go packet thingies...reasearching now how to count me calories ;-).


...now comes the "Moment Of Truth". My "before" measurements. *sigh*. I'm not even sure if I'm following the correct rubric here, but whateva...all I know is, these numbers better go down by the time I graduate, that's fo sho:

Height: 5'2" (although I gave myself an extra inch at a whopping 5'3" on my license...shhhh....don't tell nobody lol )

Weight: 134 lbs *cries like a big baby...i done gained 6 freakin' pounds!*

Bust: 36 inches

Waist: 33 inches (wtf? so my baby gut is stickin out as far as my boobies? Oh hell no! somethin's gotta go!)

Booty: 34 inches...*sigh*


...so there you have it people...and by the way, that 36-24-36 bullshit is im-fuckin-possible without plastic surgery, and I damn sure ain't going there. I'll be back in 4 weeks with new (and hopefully SMALLER) numbers daggone it!!!







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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Gettin' fit for the summer!

...I'm probably the only chick in America without a digicam...but we all know that Kodaks add 10 pounds in your pictures anyways (that's my excuse, and I'm stickin with it! ;-D )

Anywho, I won't post the picture here (if you're on facebook, you'll know what I'm talkin about), but one in particular, my birthday pic, shows my belly lookin like i'm three months pregnant or something!...that is NOT good...totally embarassing :-( ....as a result, I've made it my PRIORITY to get fit for the summer. I mean, I've GOT to fit in to my itsey bitsy teeny weeny orange no-pokadots bikini. I just have to cut back on my *cough*doughutsfrenchfriesbeef*cough*

I don't wanna!


...but I will! (before and after pics pending of course ;-D ). Momma done went and got this bad boy right here.





I plan on slackin on the junk snacks (chips and ish), gettin with the good snacks (pretzels and chex mix and ish) Eatin' salad and more ish, Plus, I'm upping my water intake and doing extra crunches after my aerobics!


...stay tuned!








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